The People's Republic of North Yakutia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.637 billion Yakutians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient North Yakutian economy, worth 59.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,107 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, Leader has just been declared ruler of North Yakutia in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Yakutia's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Yakutia is ranked 35,061^st in the world and 27^th in Alcris for Safest, scoring 107.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.